Deja Vu or P.U.?
I forgot I started this blog because I've been in a stupor for the past for years. But, something seems really familiar...could it be that it's time for Poop and Politics again? Why yes. I think it is about that time. Let's begin deep down in the bowels where everything that comes out of Washington D.C. and most butt holes seem to begin. I'm still not as regular as my doctors tell me I should be. Seems like I go between extremes: constipated or running stools. I have tried supplements, various diets, and fiber but my gut and intestines can't seem to make up their minds on how they want to get rid of waste. Every time I sit on the toilet, I'm not sure if I'm going to get more hemorrhoids from pushing so hard or I'm going to use a whole roll of toilet paper after a major blow out. I'm beginning to believe that there is no normal poop for me, and I'm still here so as long as my colon doesn't fall out. I'm good. Which brings us to the cu...